Contraception fails, then what?

He coos at her so she'll let him slip the condom off...

He insists that he knows EXACTLY when to pull-out...

Ughh, the ugly, inevitable happens and as she gasps in horror his face is passive and calm; obviously no one has ever ejaculated in his vagina, otherwise he'd be as mortified as she is right now.

Millions upon trillions of infinitesimal seed are rushing toward her ovum, and she wants them all dead and gone from her!!

She knows she should have kept that damned condom on!

Whether it is due to a lazy one-night-stand, accidental trust in a partner or a moment of passion, men and women are making babies without even considering the ramifications of such an endeavor.

Thankfully, technology and brilliant doctors have been equipping society with the tools necessary to prevent unecessary strain and burden in one's life: "morning after pills."

Taken no more than 72 hours after unprotected sex, some emergency contraceptive pills may prevent pregancy. Taking them afterward, may not produce desired results, you may risk pregnancy.

Maybe women who use these drugs are infertile, barren women and the pills don't even work.

Or, maybe Jane Doe's boy-toy is sterile and the pills are bogus.

Or...maybe these pills are working and DO work, and are saving women everywhere, from living a life committed to bottles, diapers, weight-gain and the burdens being a mother elicit.

Whatever the case may be, people are shelving out big money to pay for their juvenille mistakes.

But people, don't be dumb.

Condoms, birth control, hell, ABSTINENCE, can all save you from bringing unwanted innocence into this world.

I shudder to think of what would happen if I were to get pregnant.

Then, I am glad I've such good control over my Self, and that I'm not some...overly-promiscuous thing.

No guy is worth me getting crazy stretch marks, super body dysmorphia and of all things PREGNANT.

All things practiced in moderation are good I suppose, so, with safe tactics, sex may continue to be one of Man's favorite bodily functions for centuries more to come.

If not, you've got 72 hours, so think quick.

Wrap it up people!